abdelhadi2000
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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
Whilst on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up"??
God said "No you have another 43 years 2 months 8 days to live"
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in hospital and a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck, She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!! Since she had so much time to live, she fiqured she might as well make the most of it'
After her last operation, she was released from hospital, Whilst crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance???
Arriving in front of God she demanded..... I thought you said I had another 43 years to live??? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance??
God replied "I didn't bloody recognize you" :
Whilst on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up"??
God said "No you have another 43 years 2 months 8 days to live"
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in hospital and a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck, She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!! Since she had so much time to live, she fiqured she might as well make the most of it'
After her last operation, she was released from hospital, Whilst crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance???
Arriving in front of God she demanded..... I thought you said I had another 43 years to live??? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance??
God replied "I didn't bloody recognize you" :