for the men lol Things Not To Say During Childbirth....

[BinMarauoe]

Oh god....

Yeah...don't say that.

Or

"Now you only look about 7 months pregnant"

 

[daylan101292]

That's the word "ALIVE" , Peaches. :
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[I TRY]

he wouldnt be in that room for long...
hell he wouldnt be alive for long
:lmao:
xxx~
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[steefthailt1]

LMFAO! I wil try not to say anyone of these things.
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[Pompal 09.]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.[/FONT]