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There were four guys, one liked peeing in the woods, the other liked chopping things off, and the other liked to paint things green, finally the last one liked eating pickles. One guy went to go take a pee in the woods, the other guy chopped his ''thingy'' off, then the other guy painted it green and finally the last guy picked it up, thought it was a pickle and ate.
 
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