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: it made me laugh Friendship is like pissing your pants.
Everyone can see it, but only you
can feel its true warmth. Thank you
for being the piss in my pants!
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A woman said to her man, I want you
to take me somewhere expensive. So
he dropped her off at the gas station!
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What does a womans asshole do while she's havin great sex?
He stays home & watches the kids!~ha
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What gets long when u jerk it, fits between tits,
slides in a hole & loves to be pulled?
A seatbelt u PERVERT! Buckle up!
___________________________
xxx~
Everyone can see it, but only you
can feel its true warmth. Thank you
for being the piss in my pants!
__________
A woman said to her man, I want you
to take me somewhere expensive. So
he dropped her off at the gas station!
_____________
What does a womans asshole do while she's havin great sex?
He stays home & watches the kids!~ha
__________________
What gets long when u jerk it, fits between tits,
slides in a hole & loves to be pulled?
A seatbelt u PERVERT! Buckle up!
___________________________
xxx~
- EMSpa_schedule:
Here's our sneak peek for tomorrow: For Tuesday January 21, 2025, our attendants will be Ada
, Cici 
, Yoyo 
, Ivy 
and Christina 
Call 905-479-6668 to book! - Lily Spa:
ELENA and SUSU are here tonight for your massage needs Lily Spa 2190 McNicoll Scarborough M1V 5M2 (647) 531-8288
- Shangri-la Spa:
♀
Monday 
Ultimate destination for Asian massages
Two fab spots: SL Richmond Hill & SL West Oakville
Your passport to paradise with 10 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea — Top Star Jenny, Lisa, Suki, Cindy, 
Selena, Kelly, New Julie, Busty Echo, JPN Yui & 
Joey — 
Hit up 647-695-6354
or text to 
647-578-8169 160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, Richmond Hill 
Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - your bliss awaits
- Lulu1980:
Phoenix blossom Spa
table shower 
body scrub
5124 Dundas W Etobicoke 
416-817-3366 Nice girl Luna She can provide a very good massage with sensual touch. She knows how to take direction and please a man. Suki can provide deep Thai massage. She takes directions very well. She has many assets and knows how to use them. Come see her today.Welcome to walk in or make an appointment at any time. Plenty of parking space at the back door - Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING]
Endless Joy Spa 
(155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Slim Sexy Chinese Coco & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye & Sexy Chinese Cici/b] - New spring spa@:
sexy hot Malaysian Sofia Singapore GiGi Korean Jenny girls working at Nu spring spa
416-669-8508 - Moneylee:
All season wellness center :Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Kelly ,New Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Baby ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Yoyo ,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella ,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry , address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510
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- Moneylee:
Full season wellness center: New Young girl Big-breasted big Big boobs big butts Ivy, Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Vita ,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage May , Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage maggie,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 .4379857899 ️️
- Sparkling Spa:
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SPARKLING SPA️ 
50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 
Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENT
NEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Today’s Schedule is… Zoe - Stunning Tall Taiwanese Service Queen with Endless Passion and Sensuality w - Golden Sunshine Spa:
Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services ! Today
TiffanyAlettaFranRebeccaBree Call us ☎ 905 - 265 - 2158 Your ultimate service awaits! - Soul Relax Spa:
Looking for a relaxing escape? MeetBrandyIvyMonikaCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now ☎ 289 - 298 - 5662 Your ultimate relaxation awaits!
- AliceSpa:
MONDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴. 3 Sexy Young Girls Today at Alice Spa. Open 10am to 9pm : AMY (12pm – 9pm) is a young, petite short & slim Taiwanese, former dance instructor, firm natural B Cups, pretty face, firm natural titis, super play good, bbbj, cim, rim, dfk, all services. JULIA (10am-9pm) from Philippines, young girl, busty, E cup, curvy
- hiyamickey:
7 girls working at Reinella wellness, Address: 6262 hwy7 unit #1 Vaughan,：905-851-4888
- wonderspa:
Wonder spa [9421Jane st unit 127)L6a 4H8,Please 4165000-800,Ensuit rain shower now is available ,every day 4 nice girls working
Amy is Vietnamese young sex girl,open maid,everything she can do,Mimi is younge sexy girl beautiful face long leg,nice body slide,really popular girlvery big boobs Mina amazing deep tissue massage,hot stone,cupping ,give your smile and comfortable warm time - HollywoodSpa:
Monday at
𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗬𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: MIMI, SISI & TRACY. ☎𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟮𝟮-𝟱𝟱𝟱𝟰☎ When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. MIMI is a slim Chinese spinner hottie with a great ass, great body slide & liberal services. - luckywellness:
Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga We have two girls working today. Sora is a Korean girl, 23 years old, very young, pretty and sexy, only working part-time on Mondays. Kiki is also young, pretty and cute, good at massage. We have two girls working today. Sora is a Korean girl, 23 years old, very young, pretty and sexy, only working part-time on Mondays. Kiki is also young, pretty and cute, good at massage.
- ForeverWarden:
Monday at
𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐
2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Mina, Yumi & Cindy. Mina is Asian, slim & petite, 34C, very beautiful and hot. She has excellent massage, and provides star quality service. Yumi is a young half Chinese/half Korean very sexy & slim beauty, can do bbbj cim, excellent services... Cindy is a slim beauty, 5’4”, natural C Cups - HolidaySpa:
Monday at
𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵: JENNIFER & CINDY. JENNIFER is slim and curvy, with long dark hair, land nice services. CINDY is a slim & incredibly sexy lady with a smile that will melt your heart, & an ass that will fire up your spirit. Her services are among the best! - lotushubspa:
Hi, Louts recommends the best female masseuse to customers today, Sasa is from China with big breastsAugel from Taiwan, Coco from South Korea, living at 10737 Yonge St Unit13. Please contact9052375885 or SMS 4163565876,
- Jenny’s Spa:
JENNY’S SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Rose - A sexy new addition to our line - Red Rose Spa:
We have 5 hot brown girls today VIVIAN, MALIYA, SALMA, MONIKA, AMANDA, ASHA, PREETI, ANGELINA, ANGEL 2588 Birchmount 2 Invergordon 647-702-8800 Please visit for a great erotic massage
- SugarLoveSpa:
Monday at
⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠
: ANA, ELLA & MIA. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ ANA is a young, short and sweet lady, 5’1 & 105 Lbs, very tight, with a small to medium booty. Ana is a versatile honey who provides great massage, & can accommodate your needs. MIA is back, a young & slim 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙍, very PRETTY & PETITE Vietnamese beauty with A Cups - JerryWangWw:
Suko spa every day have different 7 masseuses working here please call 905-597-8880
- Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: FeifeiOur new Taiwanese beauty Feifei specializes in creating an intimate and deeply relaxing massage experience tailored to your desires. Her soft, skilled hands glide effortlessly, easing tension and awakening your senses with
- New Oriental Health Centre:
Happy is in today
Call 
Text: (647) 381-2688 Happy is a very talented Korean Babe ~ All Our Girls Provide Lots of E X T R A S & are Extremely Open-Minded We're Open from 8am til Late Everyday! Drop in to Unit 26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill. - bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 girls are working today, young pretty Lily 22’s open mind and young cute Vietnamese 25’s slime open mind, young fun Ivy 30’s with big buttocks and 36DD open mind and sexy coco are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available. 350 Wilson Ave North York
- OrchidSPA:
Today we have Beautiful Girls Cici & Tiffany. Cici has lovely Sexy Body. She Enjoys Providing a Smooth Full Body Massage. Tiffany is a Young and Very Sexy Girl. She has sexy body with natural 34C boobs. Business hour: 10am to 10:00pm ~ Call/Text
️ 437-220-6963 ~ 3601 Highway 7, Unit#103, Markham, ON L3R 0M3 - Lulu1980:
Phoenix blossom Spatable shower body scrub5124 Dundas W Etobicoke 416-817-3366 Nice girl Luna She can provide a very good massage with sensual touch. She knows how to take direction and please a man. Suki can provide deep Thai massage. She takes directions very well. She has many assets and knows how to use them. Come see her today.Welcome to walk in or make an appointment at any time. Plenty of parking space at the back door
- See You Health Center:
Sasa Very Sexy Vietnamese friendly and milfy . body is amazing Natalie she is CBC/filipina mixed Petite school girl 5’ 2”, 100 lbs black Hair GFE, BBbj, DFK Judy is a gorgeous model type Vietnamese Girl416-988-2950
- Lulu_Villa_Spa:
Candy She is a Vietnamese， Face and body to die for. Her smile will make you melt. Sami Gorgeous Model Type CBC Vietnamese School Girl Cici Cute Skinny Sexy Vietnamese Girl With Voluptuous Huge C Melons Provides Amazing Service647- 446-0886
- WickedGames:
Does anyone know if Piper @ Flirt has retired or moved to anothet spa?
- blacksparrows:
India massage
- Tiny_royal3:
5 sexy lady at taboo massage 416-630-6688
- EMSpa_schedule:
Here's a sneak peek of tomorrow's schedule: For Monday January 20, 2025, our attendants will be Mia, Sandy
, Vicky , Ivy , and Christina . Christina will be joining us tomorrow. Call 905-479-6668 to book! - lovefeetspa:
Love feet spa
3641 wolfedale road Mississauga phone 4169890520 total we have 3 girls work 2 Chinese one Vietnam girl ella lily and Sophia beautiful and young girls big boost ella can do dragon tendon massage sexy body girls body smooch hand soft 100% no rush - wonderspa:
welcome to wonder spa416-5000-800,L6a4H8，open10 to10.we have 4young beautiful girls working everyday
,service queen Joey friendly nice big boobs girl,providing deep tissue massage and nice body slide,New girl Sunny is very good looking,big breasted service give you warm comfortable time - Sparkling Spa:
️SPARKLING SPA️ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Today’s Schedule is… EmilyA sweet shy Korean executive secretary with a passion for pleasing. Excellen
- Moneylee:
All season wellness center : Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Tina ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament Lala,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Helen , Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Maggie , Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry,
address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 ️️ - Moneylee:
Full season wellness center: young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Anika , Student pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Michelle,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella, Taiwan girl DD Boobs Thai deep massage lily,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 .4379857899️️
- Lulu1980:
Phoenix Blossom Spa2 girls 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366 New Japanese girl Nina Natural Big Boobs 38 DD Hot body slide, super enjoyableHot and sexy body, super body slide, very provocative service, professional super yuki deep tissue massag and LomiLomi massage very good
, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surpriseYou are welcome to make - Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Slim Sexy Chinese Coco & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye & Sexy Chinese Cici/b]
- JerryWangWw:
Suko spa every day have 7 different style masseuses please call 905-597-8880
- AliceSpa:
SUNDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴:[/color] 3 Amazingly Hot Top Girls Today at Alice Spa. Open 10am to 9pm: JOJO (12pm-9pm): is a busty JAPANESE girl, nice DD Cup boobs, short, petite small body, pretty face AV Star, bbbj cim cof rim, special services available. MINA (12pm to 9pm): is a tall slim former model from Taiwan, with B Cups, pretty face, strong massage, bbbj fs
- Golden Sunshine Spa:
Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services ! TodayAkameBrandyBreeTiffany Call us ☎ 905 - 265 - 2158 Your ultimate service awaits!
- Jenny’s Spa:
JENNY’S SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Cindy - A stunning new massage girl f
- OrchidSPA:
Today we have Beautiful Girls Tiffany & Mia. Tiffany is a Young and Very Sexy Girl.
Mia is also a slim cute girl. Drop In and Enjoy A Delicious & Satisfying Experience Today! OPEN: 10am to 10:00pm ~ Call/Text ️ 437-220-6963 ~ Unit#103 3601 Highway 7, Markham, ON L3R 0M3 - SugarLoveSpa:
Sunday at ⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠: ANA, GABBI & LUNA. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York ANA is a young, short and sweet lady, 5’1 & 105 Lbs, very tight, with a small to medium booty. Ana is a versatile honey who provides great massage, & can accommodate your needs. GABBI is new today. LUNA is a slim, VERY PETITE and capable Vietnamese beauty, nice natural 34C Cups
- HollywoodSpa:
Sunday at𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗬𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: BELLA & YUKI ☎416-222-5554☎ When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. BELLA is a slim beauty with nice melons, a slim waist, and round bottom. She knows how to make you very happy.
- Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: HelenBrand new very young university student from Hong Kong. Great massage skills with a wild flirtatious side willing to tease and please to bring you to satisfaction. Perky natural 34C breasts perfect for kissing and body slide
- ForeverWarden:
Sunday at𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Bobo, Vivian & C9indy. Bobo is a small, slim and sexy lady, petite with all natural busty melons for your enjoyment. Vivian is an attractive slim Vietnamese honey with C Cups, who can sweeten your day with daty, bj and cfs Cindy is a slim beauty, 5’4”, natural C Cups
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