Frog joke

[70s]

Thanks for that one Lybra XD ! I loved the "You're next Chubby!" ^^

 

[EllKrieoeo]

okay joke!​

 

[Lilian Allred]

Its okay, never heard of it before though!​

 

[MichalNuth]

Oh Okay!!!​

 

[Chuck Norris, MD]

hhahaahahaha okay​

 

[partypoison]

:lmao: !! ..........

 

[Amanda Moore]

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to
> his customer, 'This is the dumbest kid in the world.
> Watch while I prove it to you.'
>
> The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters
> in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which
> do you want, son?'
>
> The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar.
>
> 'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That
> kid never learns!'
>
> Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy
> coming out of the ice cream store & says ; 'Hey,
> son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the
> quarters instead of the dollar bill?'
>
> The boy licked his cone and replied,
> 'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!'

 

[deenuecilbodo]

*Guts or Balls?*

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or
balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to
keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following
definitions are provided:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby. '

I hope this clears up any confusion.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome; both result in
sudden death.

 

[proud walker]

I have heard this one b4 but its still hella funny :
xxx~

 

[letterstoheather]

A boy asks gramma “have u seen my pills…they were labeled LSD? Gramma says **** ur pills! Have u seen the dragon n the kitchen!!!

 

[jastreender]

This lady went in to a unusual store for gifts to buy her husband an anniversary present. She asked the clerk what would make a good gift would be for her husband. He told her that the frog in the corner would make if a great gift. She asked him why? He told her the frog give blow j o b s. She said she would take it and when she got home she kissed her husband and gave him the frog and said happy anniversary and left the room and closed the door. There was no sound comming out of the room for a little while then she hears lots of banging and clanking and goes in to see what id going on. She sees her husband sitting there with a cook book and the frog and then looks at her and says if I can teach that frog to cook you are out of here.