Frog Your Honor

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A man takes the day off work anddecides to go out golfing.He is on the second hole when henotices a frog sitting next tothe green. He thinks nothing of it and isabout to shoot when hehears, Ribbit 9 Iron."[size=2 spellchecked="true"][/size][size=6 spellchecked="true"]The man looks around and doesn'tsee anyone. Again, hehears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides toprove the frog wrong, puts theclub away, and grabs a 9 iron.Boom!He hits it 10 inches from thecup. He is shocked. He saysto the frog, "Wow that's amazing.You must be a lucky frog, eh?The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frogwith him to the next hole."What do you think frog?" theman asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and,Boom! Hole in one. Theman is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the endof the day, the man golfed thebest game of golf in his life andasks the frog, "OK where to next?"The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas .. [/size][/b][size=2 spellchecked="true"][/size][size=6 spellchecked="true"]" They go to Las Vegasand the guy says, "OK frog, nowwhat?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The manasks, "What do you think I shouldbet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit$3000, black 6."Now, this is amillion-to-one shot to win, butafter the golf game the manfigures what the heck.Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. [/size][/b][size=2 spellchecked="true"][/size][size=6 spellchecked="true"]The man takes his winnings andbuys the best room in thehotel. He sits the frog down andsays, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."The frog replies,"Ribbit KissMe."He figures why not,since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With akiss, the frog turns into agorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,[/size][/b][size=2 spellchecked="true"] [/size]your honor, is how the girlended up in my room."