Funny Insurance Statements

[Marrrrry Jane]

These are actual insurance-form statements from drivers explaining the cause of their accident:
*I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cow.
*The direct cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
*Coming home, I drove in to the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
*The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intentions.
* I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
* I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
*A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.