Funny Quotes

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"Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."!
-Anti-smoking spokesperson Brooke Shields

"The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder!
-Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968 convention

"If you've seen one Redwood tree, you've seen them all!
-Forestry expert Ronald Reagan

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come Reviewom overseas"
-Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

"The streets are smpe in Philadelphia, it's only the people that make them unsmpe"
-Former Philadelphia Mayor and Police Chief Reviewank Rizzo

"The internet is a great way to get on the net!
-Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole

"It is bad luck to be superstitious!
-Andrew Mathis

"He was a man of great statue!
-Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins

"It's like an Alcatraz around my neck"
-Boston mayor Menino on the shoreforum.xxxe of city parking spaces

"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off."
-Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.