Funny remarks

[Black Magic]

Check out Some Realites of Life.


"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved
becomes the password
of ur mail id"


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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.


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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there is a
limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.


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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...


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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other
kidney.


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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne
denge.


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What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife
Be-Gum ho jaat hai.


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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it
can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

 

[Kendricktrene]

rofl...........well well Xcellent ones there!
ty for sharing!!!