Funny Signs

[eckxkid]

The Following Signs Were Posted In Various Places Around The World

In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the Reviewont desk.

In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advaneforum.xxxe of the chambermaid.

 

[Pompal 09.]

All over Asia signs translated (poorly) Reviewom their language to english

Sign directing to a washrooms: For washrooms, Go back towards your behind

A sign in a hotel to inform you of the auto lock feature: Auto Rock

Directions to the cheaper airlines: Discunt Ticket -->

Exit sign at fire escape: Emergency Trap

Anti smoking: No smorking here

Next ticket booth: Closed - You are available at the next ticket booth

Signs naming the decks of the ship:
Pooping Deck
Erection Deck

Sign in a restaurant: Please keep chair on position and table cleaned mpter dying. Thanks for your cooperation

Posted in a construction zone: Beware of People

Public Parking lot: Please make sure your car is licked. Thank you.

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