G18 First time trip report

[Nick Jonas <3]

Went to G18 last Saturday for the first time. Based on all I've read here about how good the service is, I was highly disappointed to say the least.

Arrived 7 PM, shown upstairs. Changed went to the window. Attendant at the window was hotter than any of the 7 girls inside but didn't speak a word of English. I wanted one of the girls to turn around and she thought I wanted to choose this girl. No biggie, she had the best face / body combo of the bunch. Girl #28. 20 yr old, very skinny, face 7.5, heavily padded bra, on top she almost looked like a boy, but her ass was a 10. There was only one other girl there worth considering, body looked tight, with a decent rack, but face was a 5. It went downhill from there.

The second girl who joined for the shower had a nice body, but was not pretty at all. They asked if I had been there before, I made the mistake of saying it was my first time. They went through the motions on the shower. Second girl left pretty quickly after I turned down the menage. Did soapy massage, my first time, thought it was fun.

On to the bed. Girl didn't permit DATY, no DFK, barely willing to let me look at her fine ass. BBBJ into 68 (69 but I'll owe you one . On with the hat, cowgirl, poor version of fake moaning. Room was stupidly hot, could barely keep it up. Mish, doggie. More BBBJ in between positions, with a new hat each time. After a while she starts telling me to hurry, which annoyed me. Finally took matters into my own hand, then threw on another hat and popped inside.

She runs for the shower, I join after I calm down for a few minutes, she showers me, then I towel off while she finishes her shower. I'm sitting on the edge of the bed and she urges me to get dressed, pointing to the clock. I leave, go to the locker room and get dressed. The attendent asks how it was, I say "Mama Hoohoo" and go out to pay. I look at the menu by the front desk because I'm surprised that the price was higher than I thought I had seen in the forum, RMB 880 without VIP card for a 90 minute massage. I tell the woman that I was only in there for 60 minutes and the attendent who accompanied me out, tells her that I said it was mama hoohoo. I decline buying the VIP card, resigned to never going back. Then down the elevator and out the door.

As an experienced patron of the BBS scene in Puxi, I have to say my first foray into the (much) more expensive sauna scene was a huge let down. Maybe I just got a bad girl, maybe I let my expectations get ahead of what's reasonable, who knows, but the experience was average at best, especially compared to BKK and Manila or even some of my favorite BBS's, and double or triple the price.

Thinking of checking out 999 this weekend. I'll report back.

Kaz