Gambling Blonde

[Pompal 09.]

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."




Moral - Not all Southerners are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

 

[Syd Barrett]

:rofl: ....did the blonde forget. then men were playing monopoly ? :rofl:

 

[babyboysanchez06]

haha! OMG! We men pwned!! :rofl:

 

[cnyldajk]

:rofl: .. great one !

 

[Vera Jetta]

soooo true :lmao:

 

[Brittany H]

good one... :

hehe..who needs brains...when u can use.....
:lmao:

 

[Maggie B]

: Right on that one :rofl: