Review Garden of Eden Spa Hamilton

[newbie695]

A quick review of the GoE spa at Hamilton - was curious about the place for a while. Its a bit out of my way but after heading there for some work I decided to partake in their services.

Was met at the front door by some dude (awkward) and he showcased two girls. I chose Cassandra(?) - she was caucasian, pretty good looking, early 30s maybe. The rooms were quite nice - looked clean and professional

Quoted me a 160 for basically just nude massage for 30 minutes and an extra 100 for cbj (fuck that) - I wasn't too happy but I was curious about the service so I forked over the 160.

Massage lasted the whole of 5 minutes then the body slide started and then she went at my dick. I was pretty disappointed with the whole session and it required some focus on my part to blow my load coz my mind was on the 160 I wasted and not the girl beating my dick like it killed her dog.

Maybe it was the attendant I chose but I wouldn't recommend the place.

 

[35studio]

Appreciate the review.
Ive been looking to check it out but timing never worked out.
Looks like it was for the best.
But sorry to hear you had a bad time there. Silver lining is that you've at least saved some of us from wasting money there.

Sucks not a lot of these types of places from Oakville westwards.

 

[oolparty]

A quick review of the GoE spa at Hamilton - was curious about the place for a while. Its a bit out of my way but after heading there for some work I decided to partake in their services.

Was met at the front door by some dude (awkward) and he showcased two girls. I chose Cassandra(?) - she was caucasian, pretty good looking, early 30s maybe. The rooms were quite nice - looked clean and professional

Quoted me a 160 for basically just nude massage for 30 minutes and an extra 100 for cbj (fuck that) - I wasn't too happy but I was curious about the service so I forked over the 160.

Massage lasted the whole of 5 minutes then the body slide started and then she went at my dick. I was pretty disappointed with the whole session and it required some focus on my part to blow my load coz my mind was on the 160 I wasted and not the girl beating my dick like it killed her dog.

Maybe it was the attendant I chose but I wouldn't recommend the place.

I popped in there the other night - I don't want to disparage any of the girls working there, but the reality I saw there was far different than the expectation based on the photos on their website (which obviously always need to be taken with a grain of salt).

Nikki and Cassandra were both available and came out to say hi. Nikki's bio says she's in her "30s", which definitely meant late 30's, but to me she looked at least mid-40's and didn't look very made up. Cassandra also looked a few years older than her bio (which says 27), and OP mentioned she looked a few years older than that too. Her body wasn't my cup of tea, so I left. I've heard that GoE is fairly expensive nowadays, so I wanted to make sure I was not going to be stressing about the money if I wasn't terribly attracted to the girl. If the girl is a knockout, it makes spending the money easier, imo.

 

[fedor77]

Dont stay with Monique , tried the jackhammer , felt rushed -cant believe this place still open

 

[newbie695]

Yeah it feels a lot like a waste of money. Better to go further East.

 

[Muskokaman]

Yeah it feels a lot like a waste of money. Better to go further East.

way east. like Etobicoke