> In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic
> name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is
> known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
>
> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. mpter
> consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it
> has settled on the generic name of mycoxmploppin.
>
>
> Also considered were mycoxmpailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud,
> dixmpix, and of course ibepokin.
>
> Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be
> available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
> beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
>
> Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to
> literally pour himself a stiff one.
>
> Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives
new
> meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old
fashioned
> stiff drink.
>
> Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.
> name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is
> known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
>
> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. mpter
> consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it
> has settled on the generic name of mycoxmploppin.
>
>
> Also considered were mycoxmpailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud,
> dixmpix, and of course ibepokin.
>
> Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be
> available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
> beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
>
> Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to
> literally pour himself a stiff one.
>
> Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives
new
> meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old
fashioned
> stiff drink.
>
> Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.