Genuine comments on Insurance claims forms!

[Super A Student]

1)Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

2)I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.

3)The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

4)I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

5)As I approached an intersection and sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

6)My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

7)I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.

8)I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

9)The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.

10)I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

11)The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

12)The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end.

 

[theonemillionth]

warm wishes- calla lily x

 

[Paul Burns]

Love the graphic Calla lily.

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Hails xx

 

[britt_bratt_rulz]

Gosh you guys and your cute graphics! I love them. Very funny Jokes too Steve!