Getting Older

[barco]

Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'

A man was telling his neighbour, 'I just bought a new hearing aid.. It cost me four thousand dollars - it's state of the art. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty.'

 

[BRET69ER]

sounds a bit like the conversations I have with me dear mother over the phone recently,,,

she has been diagnosed as being 2/3rd deaf,
and I know am 2/3 daft, (ah hem)
so we have some brill chats..

 

[anewskcb]

I shall be having plenty of these conversations soon - my stepfather is coming to live and both he and my OH wear hearing aids which are even more cantankerous than they are