Gifts for the MP guy

[KALAHARI]

With the release of Xmas catalogs, here are some must have for every MP enthusiast - A MP survival kit (not found @ MEC, Europe bound or L.L. Bean).

Kit to consists of:

- Disguise glasses and/or fake moustache
- Stick-on name tag: Hello, my name is NOT LE
- T-shirt with I'm not LE
- Rip-away tops & track pants for speedy sessions. (Underwear optional, glow-in-the-dark cartoon characters preferred)
- Clocks that stops or speed-up time depending session chemistry
- Breath mints, gums, toothbrush, mouthwash, anti-perspirant, air spray for hygiene
- K-Y massage oil for NR.
- Fancy massageplanet.net handle for MPA review look-up
- Web-surfing device for latest MP schedule & roster
- GPS with build-in Neon sign finder or link to Romeo’s website
- Waterproof band-aid (for the occasional cut or BS towel burns, ha ha)
- Waterproof bag or wallet (for communal showers)
- Universal translator with MP keywords: release, options, etc in multi-languages
- Instead of map to nearest ATM, MP equipped with Shell Speedpass readers
- Sports car key tag & keys to impress the MPA?
- Snorkel goggles for the shower massage (matching swimming trunks optional)
- Special formulated body wash lotion to remove oily massage oil
- Wish for GTA LE unions for year-round work-to-rule

Any others?

 

[hunny bunny]

How about a $1,000 credit at your favourite MP

 

[Tiff-Any]

Man, I want this kit!!

 

[F u c k Y o u.]

How about adding a business card and a down payment for a bail bondsman?

 

[debb]

A penis larger than a tic-tac.

 

[lime]

a colonge that drives 'em wild (insert joke about bottling the smell of hundred dollar bills)

 

[Andyman]

Handy cloaking device to hang over the little fucking window in the door. Perfect size...one size fits all...LOL

Conterfeit $100 bill with pull string, so when she leaves the room with the cash you can retrieve it by reeling it back in...LOL

Handy palm size wall drill to drill a peep hole into the next massage room, this being the PERV/Voyeur upgrade kit...LOL

And finally small spy-spize motion activated micro film camera capturing the exact moment your jizz goes flying across the room, (optional speed capture lens upon request)...LOL

 

[MGSA]

How about swiss bank account to hide money and spending habits.

Or a guy who is willing to be your alibi.

For those who have to sneak around. Us single guys and do what we please.

 

[alone2venture]

How about a reward system a la frequent flyer miles, or subway stamps.

 

[ggs]

How about a Monopoly, Get out of jail card?

Or an LE outfit, so during bust, blend in as undercover and sneak out. I've a dark blue fatigue that freaked the girls out, the 1st time I wore it to MP.

 

[hello]

Remind me not to have a session while PHNINE is in the house. Goodtime not motiviated to be session performer. But I'm sure someone out there is willing to offer it as an option.

In terms of camera, probably need Macro lens

 

[Wang]

I swear this thread has me seriously laughing my ass off. I almost peed myself.

 

[nike loverr]

This thread needs to become a sticky or something. All MP going hobbyists should be adding to this list. I think some very interesting things will be discovered.

 

[guRl]

Do we get secret decoder rings?