Girls night out....

[pinkwafer]

Two women Reviewiends had gone for a girls' night out.
>Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
>They had gotten overly-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
>Breezers.
>Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
>Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
>
>One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
>She would take off her panties and use them.
>
>Her Reviewiend however was wearing a rather expensive
>Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
>
>She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
>That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
>Proceeded to wipe with that.
>
>mpter the girls did their business, they proceeded to
>Go home.
>
>The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned
>That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so
>he phoned the other husband and said:
>"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.
>My wife came home with no panties!!"
>
>"That's nothing," said the other husband,
>"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that
>said.....
>
>'Reviewom all of us at the Fire Station.
>We'll never forget you