Giving massage

[Bonsaifweek]

What kind of reaction would you get if you go to a massage parlor that is a semi serious one, pay for 2 hours of oil massage and asks that the first hour you give massage and the second hour you receive massage?

One thing is the erotic experience of getting massage with the accidental touching of genitals ending in HJ, but it can be just as nice massaging yourself and receiving afterwards.

 

[originalbadguy2000]

Just sit on your hands until they're numb (asleep), then "massage yourself".

Close your eyes and make believe it's someone else's hands..... h:

Think of the money you'll save? 555555

 

[Pompal 09.]

what kind of reaction do you think you will geth:

They will probably think you are a luna....

 

[Alexandria]

Sorry, poor english. Giving massage, not massage myself. But I guess you understood that.

 

[Trini-HaitianGrl81]

Of course...(English, 2nd language and all...really quite good.)

Just having a bit of fun with you.

Welcome to the board.

I'm more of a "receiver" than a "giver" when it comes to massage.

 

[code man]

I am sure that there are places along the beach road where the girsl would be happy for you to do that but I am not sure that they would be able to keep their mouths shut and they would be laughing and shouting out to their mates in the 'curtain' next door what you are doing to them............all of which will be in Thai

so the other Farangs will all be looking at you with 'big eyes' when you emerge from your 'curtain'



Regards

Drew

 

[Desdamona]

Might find one or two in Soi Paradise who aren't averse to being massaged:bad:

 

[Beautifiedmami]

Top Tip That Dawsey

I will get one for the missues as I have a wasp nest in my place in England......



Regards

Drew

 

[chuckstervandam]

No problem Drew. Here is another that you may wish to try.

Don't buy expensive ribbed condoms. Just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside before slipping it on:info:

 

[jeffrey]

Hmm. Not so good idea then. The massage that is. Don't know about the frozen peas...

 

[Pompal 09.]

That could work only if its the in-room massage. Where the girl come up to room and give you the massage.

 

[deepchick9]

Not too sure about Frozen Peas in Thailand they will soon de-frost and turn into Mushy Peas.............not good for personal hygiene, you will look like you have caught something

 

[Hammy]

Carefull Petter, he is from Norway... maybe you should translate:intello:

 

[Hem]

No, that is not necessary. But thank you for being so thoughtful...

 

[stallion]

I'm sure they have had weirder requests than this in most massage places....I reckon many a lass would be glad to receive rather than give for a change.....try soi paradise....most in there are receivers rather than givers

 

[Tali]

"I'm sure they have had weirder requests than this in most massage places....I reckon many a lass would be glad to receive rather than give for a change.....just like a ladyboy"

Better check with Denpah on this one first Nels eh ......55555555

 

[LD50]

What can I say ... you are not playing it well enough... apart from a massage saloon now, try to be first giving a massage ...
the rest is so much better history in your books :rules:

 

[Pompal 09.]

This OP was a question about massage parlors.

WTF??? Yeah, I'm going to go to a MP, pay the girl so I can give her a massage?

I don't frickin' think so!

 

[24 Char Left]

Jeez, I said, apart from "in a massage saloon" ...

thought you meant you are generally on the receiving end ... sorry;-)

In a paid massage saloon I don't see myself either providing it;-)...rather pay myself.

 

[elphaba]

I reckon it's a great idea!

I'd be happy to part with 500 baht to give an attractive TG an oil massage for an hour.

And as a married man I think it's a loophole!

As a matter of fact I think I'm going to make it a mission on my trip to LOS next month.