Goddess ophelia

[ELF]

GODDESS OPHELIA advertises regularly on CL. I saw her awhile ago at her place near Atwater. She also receives at a studio on Ontario East (near Berri) - she is one of several independent girls working out of maison massage. She must have been a used car salesperson in a previous life, because her marketing skills are quite remarkable - read her ads and you'll see what I mean. She's advertising a sleek late model Ferrari and delivering a beat up Dodge minivan. Has she no shame! Someone should report her to Advertising Standards Canada.

Unfortunately, what she promises and what she delivers are two different things. Just the fact that she calls herself Goddess Ophelia is incredibly presumptuous. Her massage skills are minimal, and her other skills leave much to be desired. And her physical attributes are nowhere near goddess-like. Perhaps because she's relatively new to the profession, her service is somewhat aimless. You know how experienced girls move around and seem to float over and around you sensuously (like Diana the so-called Thai queen or Danielle of 2214) - Ophelia does not - she's not really sensual at all, she just goes through the motions as if she was doing laundry. Sort of like a cow sitting on top of you. (BTW, if you're into cows sitting on top of you, you gotta try the woman who advertises TALL LEGGY BEAUTIFUL NORDIC BLONDE on CL, but I digress). And to make matters worse, she was not particularly fresh, if you know what I mean. She asked me to take a shower upon arrival (that's her policy, and something I always do anyways, whether asked to or not) - I should have asked her to do likewise. Obviously I will not repeat.

 

[Christopher H]

I saw her last December at Maison Massage. I didn't post a review because I wasn't sure what to write, however I would not be as direct as your review. In my session with her I found her massage skills were not very sensual, a little awkward yes, but she put in a good effort and she is fairly new and without feedback how is she to know right? She has a lot of nervous energy, but she was pleasant and I would say her face is attractive (girl next door type). She was very courteous with me and even offered me a drink at the end.
YMMV
-John

 

[Busters Mom]

Wasn`t it Medusa that claimed to be a goddess when she was a mere mortal? King Zuess of Mount Olympus was angered by this and turned her hair to snakes and eyes to coal. Any man that would gaze into her face would turn to stone.

The best massage..........done by goddess................You can never believe anyone that sais they are the best when in actual fact they really do not know how good others are.

 

[Trixzter]

I normally don't write reviews, but after reading yours I felt I had to set the record straight.

I just went to see her a few weeks ago and was met promptly and cheerfully by a very tall and sexy brunette (Ophelia). She was incredibly warm and personable and I felt very comfortable chatting with her before and during our session.

The session itself was INCREDIBLE! I speak from experience having visited several other masseuses/massage parlors in the past. She did things to me that had my head spinning and left me trying to figure out how many hands this woman really had. She was sensual, sexy, erotic and the exact opposite of how you described her. I definitely plan to head back to see her next time I am in the area.

For your sake, I hope you give her another chance - I know she is worth it.

 

[Neicy]

hummmmm, hard to make an idea when reviews are so opposite...

 

[meatball7]

There are seven months between the first few reviews and the most recent one.
Alot can change in seven months.

 

[Bob S]

Well just based off of what Veritas wrote, it sounds like he's rude and arrogant and I wouldn't be surprised to find out that's how he came across to Ophelia as well. Listen guys, if you treat these girls with a little dignity and respect, you'll get that much more back in return and then some! I was polite and respectful to her and had an INCREDIBLE time, so I doubt she all of a sudden mastered her craft within the space of 7 months. Odds are Veritas just acted like a jerk.

Just my two cents.