Going Shopping

[J.S.R.G.]

From the Daily News comes this story of a Walsall couple who drove their car to Asda, only to have their car break down in the car park. The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, bent down, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

As she stood up straight, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

 

[Mr.Z]

heard this one before but still made me laugh haha!! men take note wear underpants!!!


Amethystfairy

 

[epic failure]

Lots of sniggering from my corner of the office!!