golfers lunch

[rYokucHa]

as he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign over the bar that read;
cold beer: $2.00
Hamburger: $2.50
Cheeseburger: $2.50
Chicken sandwich: $3.50
Handjob: $50.00
checking his wallet to make sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the beautiful female bartender who is serving drinks to a coulple sun wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.
Yes? she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, " may I help you"
The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers into her ear,"I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that that wide smile and purrs, "yes sir, I sure am"
The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, : well, wash your hands real fucking good, cause I want a cheeseburger."

 

[tinkrbel93]

very good