I'm sure everyone has heard it before, but it's still good.
A man answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have some
bad news and some good news. The bad news is that we had to amputate both of her arms and legs, and she will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
The man says, "My God! What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."