Good One....Just rEAD tHIS

[taeakuxxibriaxeia]

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at
the animals on display. While he was there,

another customer walked in and said to the

shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please."

The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the

side of the shop and took out a monkey.

He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the

customer, saying, "That'll be $5000." The customer paid and

walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist

went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very

expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?"

The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can

program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth

the money."

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage.

"That one's even more expensive! $10,000!

What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage

object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some

Java. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a

third monkey in a cage of its own.

The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He

gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the

other put together! What on earth does it do?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually

seen it do anything, but the other monkeys call him the

project manager."


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