Got a compliment from a SP!

[Rubmegood]

"I like massaging your butt! I know I don't have to worry because it's always clean!"

No need to provide a place or name- that's beside the point. Then she went on in unneeded detail about a client earlier in the day who was, let's just say, 'less than clean'! I do, indeed, take pride in the cleanliness of my 'nether regions' simply because I can't imagine what a SP goes through when she finds otherwise- OR how embarrassed I would be otherwise!

I either shower immediately before going for a massage or make use of the in-house shower before a massage. Sometimes, as an extra measure, I pack a foil envelope type of disposable "moist wipe" cloth and make a quick stop in the john just to be sure!

 

[Albertaman]

Great points, Rubmegood!

Have heard some terrible stories from therapists on this subject. Though I am not tatted, am considering a "Certified Clean" tattoo on my buttocks. Anyone have any cool logos/designs?


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[TBone]

Great points, Rubmegood!

Have heard some terrible stories from therapists on this subject. Though I am not tatted, am considering a "Certified Clean" tattoo on my buttocks. Anyone have any cool logos/designs?


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[Albertaman]

Needs to be a pictogram that can be clearly understood across all language backgrounds.


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[jzburner]

OMG this reminds me of a time I was doing a massage exchange, the girl said she likes her crack played with. So without inspecting it, I ran my fingers in and they came out full of shit! It was way more than a wet fart should produce. Not wanting to ruin the vibe I quietly cleaned my fingers and left the crack alone.

I have a bidet at home, best $45 i ever spent at Costco.ca

 

[Albertaman]

OMG this reminds me of a time I was doing a massage exchange, the girl said she likes her crack played with. So without inspecting it, I ran my fingers in and they came out full of shit! It was way more than a wet fart should produce. Not wanting to ruin the vibe I quietly cleaned my fingers and left the crack alone.

I have a bidet at home, best $45 i ever spent at Costco.ca

Brave man, not sure I could have kept grooving to the vibe


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[Rubmegood]

Great points, Rubmegood!

Have heard some terrible stories from therapists on this subject. Though I am not tatted, am considering a "Certified Clean" tattoo on my buttocks. Anyone have any cool logos/designs?


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Here's one the ladies could slap on:

 

[welldunn66]

Yeah. The common issues that without wet wipes and access to a bidet, after a #2 is done, "dingle berries" are definitely a situation left on butt cracks. Most places have showers but very seldom I was not offered it before massage. After shower it was offered more. Then wipes are commonly used since usually I go after work. But I agree to save the ladies to deal with the grossness, we should take extra care.

 

[Bsmalls1]

"I like massaging your butt! I know I don't have to worry because it's always clean!"

No need to provide a place or name- that's beside the point. Then she went on in unneeded detail about a client earlier in the day who was, let's just say, 'less than clean'! I do, indeed, take pride in the cleanliness of my 'nether regions' simply because I can't imagine what a SP goes through when she finds otherwise- OR how embarrassed I would be otherwise!

I either shower immediately before going for a massage or make use of the in-house shower before a massage. Sometimes, as an extra measure, I pack a foil envelope type of disposable "moist wipe" cloth and make a quick stop in the john just to be sure!

I hate when they talk about other clients. There's one provider in mind who goes into way too much detail about clients (age, nationality, etc.) Once I was shown a text conversation with a client. With that provider I use a text app, and lie about my life details.

 

[turts]

“You so big”

lol my favorite compliment! (Not!)

but in all seriousness, another thing we can do that the ladies appreciate is shave down there….not just the twigs or the berries, but the poop chute too! I only “leave a little on the top” lol

 

[OC64]

“You so big”

lol my favorite compliment! (Not!)

but in all seriousness, another thing we can do that the ladies appreciate is shave down there….not just the twigs or the berries, but the poop chute too! I only “leave a little on the top” lol

I shave everywhere but the taint. That part I'm growing out

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[luvsluvsmassage]

i can tell you for sure that your hygiene is the #1 thing on their mind. i've been told this multiple times. if you get a compliment, then she is saying the pleasant surprise is worth noting, because most often its not good. We should be going over and above in our efforts to be clean, to help us get all the possible experiences out there. For me, if someone were to pull me aside and tell me that if just did these couple of things and i would for sure get more action, I'd be doing those things asap.

 

[Spexx]

i can tell you for sure that your hygiene is the #1 thing on their mind. i've been told this multiple times. if you get a compliment, then she is saying the pleasant surprise is worth noting, because most often its not good. We should be going over and above in our efforts to be clean, to help us get all the possible experiences out there. For me, if someone were to pull me aside and tell me that if just did these couple of things and i would for sure get more action, I'd be doing those things asap.

What’s sad is that this must said.