Gotta get my head out of the gutter!

[turts]

So I was recently in Richmond. There's a huge place I drove by and its called 1AM Escorts. I thought to myself what a huge sign...and not very subtle. Doh! It was 1AM Esports. ugh

Speaking of Esports...recently was reading an article in a community rag about esports...and I read "escorts" by mistake. it made sense...talking about the physicality, human touch/lack of, dexterity etc. I was like WTH until I read it for the umpteenth time and realized it was not escorts...doh

The other one that gets me is no msg on menus. Why not? lol

I also hate it when I get horny when I see the names of masseuses in other contexts...my server the other day was Katie. Shit.

Anyone else have this life bleed into real life? Or are there no other pervs like me and just have massage on the brain 24/7?

 

[Wills_willie]

So I was recently in Richmond. There's a huge place I drove by and its called 1AM Escorts. I thought to myself what a huge sign...and not very subtle. Doh! It was 1AM Esports. ugh

Speaking of Esports...recently was reading an article in a community rag about esports...and I read "escorts" by mistake. it made sense...talking about the physicality, human touch/lack of, dexterity etc. I was like WTH until I read it for the umpteenth time and realized it was not escorts...doh

The other one that gets me is no msg on menus. Why not? lol

I also hate it when I get horny when I see the names of masseuses in other contexts...my server the other day was Katie. Shit.

Anyone else have this life bleed into real life? Or are there no other pervs like me and just have massage on the brain 24/7?

With me it's the smell that the massage places have, I believe it's their oils, maybe some cleaning solutions. When I walk into a non massage place and detect that odor something triggers in my brain and I'm looking around for a sexy Asian and a massage table

 

[ObiWanPotato]

I have developed a mental block. I am incapable of correctly reading the word "Message".

 

[Qster]

I have developed a mental block. I am incapable of correctly reading the word "Message".

LOL, glad to hear that I am not the only one with this problem.

 

[Randomrd]

Hard for me to get a regular massage without expecting a HE.

 

[turts]

Yes that can be problematic…lol

 

[ObiWanPotato]

I have another mind in the gutter trigger directly related to this hobby.
I had a legit RMT for about a year and magically things suddenly progressed from an absolute no chance of HE to getting foot jobs.
I have no idea if she thought I had a foot fetish or if she had one.
at her request i spent a lot of my time rubbing her feet and doing a sort of DIY while she kind of rubbed her feet on my junk.
Now if my wife wants a foot rub my mind goes there. I've never progressed if with the wife because its not really my thing.
I have no idea where she went and out of curiosity I did a bit of a search of her 1st name 'Kim' this AM. I couldn't find her...so don't fill my DM

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

I have another mind in the gutter trigger directly related to this hobby.
I had a legit RMT for about a year and magically things suddenly progressed from an absolute no chance of HE to getting foot jobs.
I have no idea if she thought I had a foot fetish or if she had one.
at her request i spent a lot of my time rubbing her feet and doing a sort of DIY while she kind of rubbed her feet on my junk.
Now if my wife wants a foot rub my mind goes there. I've never progressed if with the wife because its not really my thing.
I have no idea where she went and out of curiosity I did a bit of a search of her 1st name 'Kim' this AM. I couldn't find her...so don't fill my DM

"Meesa tinks Obi Wan Potato was usin' doze jedi mind tricks on her. Naughty Naughty."

Jar Jar Maestro

God...would that ever be the perfect gift.

 

[ObiWanPotato]

thanks Jar Jar Maestro.
"I felt a great disturbance in the nutsack. As if millions of microscopic voices suddenly cried out in terror and suddenly shot in to a tissue."

 

[Qster]

Speaking of Richmond, I need to get back soon, so many choices, so many young'uns, all at a 20% discount; best place in Canada for Asian encounters.

 

[turts]

Speaking of Richmond, I need to get back soon, so many choices, so many young'uns, all at a 20% discount; best place in Canada for Asian encounters.

wait what? 20% discount??? what am I doing here? I did not have any fun when I was there...


Today is National Housewife's day. I misread HotWife day. hahahaha

 

[needarub]

Hard for me to get a regular massage without expecting a HE.

Whaaattttt! There are massages without HE?!? Say its not true!

 

[Qster]

wait what? 20% discount??? what am I doing here? I did not have any fun when I was there...


Today is National Housewife's day. I misread HotWife day. hahahaha

LOL, rates are lower there, girls are younger there, you missed out.

On the radio, they say it is national sandwich day too; Hotwife Sandwich!

 

[Albertaman]

When eating at an Asian restaurant or shopping in any Asian oriented mall or store, I can't help but run my visualizer on every svelte looking woman, worker or shopper as my next private therapist. The mature milfy ones are the most interesting.


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[turts]

When eating at an Asian restaurant or shopping in any Asian oriented mall or store, I can't help but run my visualizer on every svelte looking woman, worker or shopper as my next private therapist. The mature milfy ones are the most interesting.


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Glad I'm not the only one...

 

[Deleted member 72001]

When eating at an Asian restaurant or shopping in any Asian oriented mall or store, I can't help but run my visualizer on every svelte looking woman, worker or shopper as my next private therapist. The mature milfy ones are the most interesting.


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Exactly the same here, (but with more of the chunky ladies of course)

 

[Albertaman]

Exactly the same here, (but with more of the chunky ladies of course)

I'm jealous.. you have unlimited choices in our world today. And the next generations are already preparing with 1000 calorie daily lattes and riding e-scooters instead of walking even the shortest of distances.


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[Mebad2018]

I have seen maybe dozens of Asian women without their clothing on. When I see an Asian woman , I imagine what they look like without clothes. I think I have a pretty good idea of what that would look like.,due to having encountered many variables. Personally I am not overly attracted to Caucasian women.

 

[Deleted member 72001]

I'm jealous.. you have unlimited choices in our world today. And the next generations are already preparing with 1000 calorie daily lattes and riding e-scooters instead of walking even the shortest of distances.


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I know right? Thanks god.

“The bigger the cushion, the deeper the pushin”

 

[Wills_willie]

OK, this is the lowest. Have ya seen the women's curling, those cute Asian teams. Watching the sweepers and those cute little asses bouncing up and down while sweeping a rock and the skip yelling which sounds like the ladies in Asian porn.
Really gotta get my head outta that gutter.