Goverment Job,Lol

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A bloke goes to the Customs Service to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he
says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."


The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
Employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way? The bloke says,
"Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew My testicles off."


The interviewer tells the bloke, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The
Hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in
at 10:00A.M." The bloke is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from
8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. Then why do you want me to come in at 10:00
A.M.?"


"This is a government job" the interviewer says.
"For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls...no
Point in you coming in for that."