grandparents

[Girl of the Wolves]

> Sunday Morning !!!!!
>
>Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
>straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother
>and comfort her.
>When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He
>had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
>Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
>having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied
>granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the
>best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was
>just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
>Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
>She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
> "he'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along,