Great Pharaoh

[I Love Jesus_32]

After a date thru an agency went south due to a no-show by the SP, I moved onto plan B.
I headed over to Great Pharaoh.
I was presented with 2 gals, a tall brunette and a short busty exotic.
I chose the tall brunette with short hair. I think her name began with a S.
I chose 45 mins and was told it was $140. Cheaper than I thought so I gave her $150. As I'm showering she comes in and appollogizes that with only being her second day there she messed up and it was $170. That's what I sort of expected it to be so I wasn't upset.

Went to a room I hadn't been in before with a smaller bed that had lots of springs that you felt lying down. She offers a massage and before starting takes off her dress and bra. Nice pointy boobs with long nipples. I'm starting to think this is going to be OK. Massage very light, more like carresses. Very nice.

I turn over and ask her to lay beside me so I can lick her tits. She says thats only with GFE. WTF! Licking tits GFE? Never before in my pooning.
Oh well, she offers CBJ and strokes him untill he's hard and then give a good BJ. She climbs on top for CG and boy is she tight. Needs more lube she says and three times during CG gets off to get more lube. Not only is this putting a damper on the mood but the bed is banging wood against wood and I'm thinking the bed might collapse.
Now I'm still hoping this is going to turn out OK, so when she climbs off of CG I ask for doggie.
She says only standing position, so we try and it isn't going to happen.
So she wants Mish. OK, lets just get it over with.
I'm stroking away and getting closer so I lay down completely on her because that's how I always cum. She tells me I'm crushing her.
WTF! I'm 155 pds. No SP has ever complained about that.
She wants me off so she can finish me with a HJ. I'm thinking lets just get it over with, but by that time I'm losing wood and even with all her stroking it's not coming back.

I get some more massage to finish but stiil dissapointed.
I probably will try Great Pharaoh again because this is the first problem I've ever had but would not try her again.
With only being her second day there ,her pics are not on the web site and I can't remember her name. Definitly needs to re-think her desire for this proffession.

 

[smmay2]

Hey littlejimbigher,

Very charitable of you to PRETEND to have forgotten the girl's name—I guess that's your way of cutting her some slack for messing up, given that it was just her 2nd day. That's very sensitive of you (especially since it comes at some risk to your well-deserved reputation as a non-callous model pooner).

I've mixed feelings about Great Pharaoh. On the one hand, they've lovely young Caucasian ladies, with reasonable donation levels. On the other hand, the restrictions these ladies invariably impose—no kissing, no DATY, no kitty-touching, non-cooperation with position requests, not even tit-licking unless you upgrade to GFE for another $—can really disrupt the most raging hormone-challenged guy's flow of arousal.

So it can become mostly just a matter of looking admiringly at the ice princess and carefully, antiseptically, inserting that unwelcome-feeling rascal, like a surgical instrument.

You mean you left without even getting off?? TRAGIC. That's surely the worst you can say about an SP's service—especially in the case of a seasoned pooner like yourself. I'm not sure I want to go back to GP after reading your review.

tantalizeme

 

[emilly]

only star and channel have "s" sounding names, and they weigh 130 and 145lbs respectively.

dude, to each their own, but i'm a solid 225lbs and i pick sp's that are 90-110lbs! none of them have ever told me i'm crushing them. in my mind the overweight ones complain more and have less to offer, which incidently i see for regular women too. not to sound like an arrogant jack ass but i'm gettin pretty fed up with people's slack habits and what people think of as the norm for human conduct as far as their health is concerned and their expectations for their respective jobs.

but i do sympathize with you, because i had a bad session from a smaller nice looking girl at great pharaoh some time ago:

her name was carmelita (i remember) but desidio (eforum.xxx name of the mgmt) made amends for her poor service, with a make up session with an asian girl (mia). and since then i've been back once, to see another asian (meka), who proceeded to rock my world.

 

[Raptor Jesus]

Hi,

Just wanted to respond to littlejimbigher.
The lady that you saw, her name is Sienna, and like stated she is new with us and I do apologize for your experience with her. It is boards like this that let Management know when and what the problem is.

I have not had the opportunity to speak with her yet, but will as I do believe that she is misinformed in what is/is not part of "open minded", hence the confusion in the rates. Your review IS legitiment and therefore I am willing to try my best to make you happy!! (Please check your pm's).

As for the bed, that is completely my fault!!! And you are lucky that you did not crash to the floor!!! We just recently went through a major renovation and in my haste to get the shop back together I inadvertantly forgot to attach the platform to the bed I guess I should leave that stuff to the professionals..... it is fixed now and I am going out first thing Friday morning to buy a new mattress. I am so sorry.

Thank you for taking the time to hear me out. I am listening and trying to resolve ALL problems.

I wish everyone a safe and Happy New Year!

 

[IM at easports1515]

customer satisfaction at its best!! most my experiences at GP have been great, the ones that were not were rectified quite quickly by management

Meka is on my to-do list next

my spidey senses are tingling..lol where is the "village idiot"?

 

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Don't worry, he got banned. From eforum.xxx, I mean, not Great Pharaoh (I think I remember reading that he got banned from there a long time ago). That means there's be no obsessively repeated claims of anywhere being a "total joke" in this thread...

 

[StopAdmin]

I barely remember gals names the first time I see them.
Ussually if I find them on CL I re-find the ad before I review.
I messed up CaraClemintine's name by writing that it was Clara and she tells me she still gets phone calls for Clara.