Green Man

[Lea~ is a "Mean Girl"~]

There's a strange man with strange green skin and green hair and he lives in a green house with a green car and a green garage. One day he's taking a bath in his green bathroom and he hears a knock at his wooden green door. He gets up and wraps a green towel around himself and runs down (yep you've guessed it) his green staircase to answer the door.
As he opens the door he sees it's a girl scout selling cookies, somehow his green towel catches on the green door handle and pulls it off so he's standing naked in all his green glory.
The young girl gets the shock of her life and runs down the path over the road and is hit by a car. (Ouch)
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And the Moral of the story is:





















Kids: Dont run when the green mans flashing!!!!