Ok, this now rates as top 5 of the worst experience I've ever had. Nothing available at HFH so I went across to La Femme(Damn!). Facilitaties seemed clean.
Walked in and was taken into a room by the first attendant. I'm pretty sure her name was Tonya (tatoo of a lion with the words Angel on her back). Nothing special, but cute.
Opted NR. Took the money up front.
Got on the table, she pinched my neck and told me to turn over and started to wail away at Mr. Johnson. Then complained I took too long.
That was it...
Save your $$
I agree with the other reviews.. too bad I never read'em b4 hand. (Damn HFH for being busy and y'all massageplanet.netites for being there)