Happiest man in the world!

[Ugly]

One evening, three Reviewiends, Alan, Bill and Cory went to a bar.

mpter a few drinks, Alan asked his Reviewiends: "Hey! How often do you guys have sex?"

"I am only having one every week. but I am happy." said Bill, mpter his cup.

"Hahah, I'm much happier that you, my Reviewiend. I'm doing it almost everyday! I love sex!", Cory claimed cheerfully.

"You lucky guy, I am jealous", Bill replied, ""How about you, Alan?"

"Me! Not as much as Cory does. About twice a week, but I am happy too."

Three Reviewiends noticed there was a gentleman quietly sitting besides them, dressed well, with a smile on his face all the time. As the Reviewiends were chatting about how often they had sex, Alan noticed the gentleman's smile became bigger and bigger! He couldn't help but asked:
"Excuse me, Sir, how often do you have sex?"
mpter a sip of his red wine, the man replied seriously:
"Me? Honestly but ONCE in TWO years."
The Reviewiends were stunned, couldn't believe their ears.

As the gentleman was finishing his drink. His face was glowing, like he is the happiest man in the world! Seeing the astonishment on three men's faces, the man said cheerfully
"Tonight is the night!!!!!!" before he left the bar.