Harmony Spa on Clarke Rd. in Coquitlam, had time to kill yesterday so I thaught I would give it a try.
Arrived and had to sit in the front area by the door for 15 min. before papasan came back and showed me to a room....should have taken this as a sign to move on....
(Paid $60.00 for the hour....before anyone asks)
Had a shower to freshen up and sat and waited again for 10 more min. before Clarise showed up....Taller gail, nice looking, chest was prob. a "B" cup.
Has me lay face down and starts massage....like 10 min. in to she asks "Are you hard?????...I am like "WHAT?"...She says slowerer..."Are you hodt?"...I say "Not yet.."
She then stops the massage, goes to the door and yells out (Not english) somthing to pappasan, closes the door and goes back to the massage. A couple of seconds later the air cond. comes back on and she says.."Better now?" So I finaly got it she was trying to ask me if I was HOT.
Another 10 -15 min. she starts the.."Have you been here before?"
I tell her no, I usally stay to the other side off town, Ocean...She then ask what I pay their....So now I start the.."Well it is usally $80.00 for BJ and $140.00 for fs......
She is how about 100.00 for HJ....I am.."No..HJ so we agree on $100.00 for BJ.....Made the $$ deal...she leaves to give papasan the money and comes back to finish...about 5 min in the BJ the door opens and papasan was trying to put someone else in the room, saw us and closed the door...
Talk about a mood killer....she mumbled somthing and went back to work on JR.
She needs to work on her "skills" she ended up giving me HJ, I showered and left..total Time....25 min waiting, 30 min of service.....I left feeling Screwed and never got laid......For lack of a better phrase "IT SUCKED!!!"
Arrived and had to sit in the front area by the door for 15 min. before papasan came back and showed me to a room....should have taken this as a sign to move on....
(Paid $60.00 for the hour....before anyone asks)
Had a shower to freshen up and sat and waited again for 10 more min. before Clarise showed up....Taller gail, nice looking, chest was prob. a "B" cup.
Has me lay face down and starts massage....like 10 min. in to she asks "Are you hard?????...I am like "WHAT?"...She says slowerer..."Are you hodt?"...I say "Not yet.."
She then stops the massage, goes to the door and yells out (Not english) somthing to pappasan, closes the door and goes back to the massage. A couple of seconds later the air cond. comes back on and she says.."Better now?" So I finaly got it she was trying to ask me if I was HOT.
Another 10 -15 min. she starts the.."Have you been here before?"
I tell her no, I usally stay to the other side off town, Ocean...She then ask what I pay their....So now I start the.."Well it is usally $80.00 for BJ and $140.00 for fs......
She is how about 100.00 for HJ....I am.."No..HJ so we agree on $100.00 for BJ.....Made the $$ deal...she leaves to give papasan the money and comes back to finish...about 5 min in the BJ the door opens and papasan was trying to put someone else in the room, saw us and closed the door...
Talk about a mood killer....she mumbled somthing and went back to work on JR.
She needs to work on her "skills" she ended up giving me HJ, I showered and left..total Time....25 min waiting, 30 min of service.....I left feeling Screwed and never got laid......For lack of a better phrase "IT SUCKED!!!"