Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy

[loryntoo]

~points Aww, you have two belly buttons
xxx~

 

[Lottrontarl]

haha! Here's a few I just made up!

1. No wonder they talk about safe ***.

2. I think we may need an oxygen mask.

3. *giggles and points* Jello!!!

 

[Tattooed]

....

you have a very feminine penis ...

 

[Dreamer :)]

damn... i rofl'd too hard

that's brutal

 

[Leslie K]

:hmm:

i get alot of those on a regular baisis ...

 

[Blug Blah]

Duncan.... you are a real piece of ..... well..ummm i dont know what..ok so i laughed...now bend over and lemme kick your butt and you;re gonna take it like a man and LIKE IT !

:love: :devil1: : Lizard

 

[Jacob Gilbert]

Okay men, time to strike back, Funky will champion the cause of my less adequately endowed chat friends and champion your cause against these insensitive women :

How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The s e x is the same but the dishes pile up.

How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..

How many men does it take to please a woman.
Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why do women close their eyes during s e x ?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A women who won't do what she's told.

Why did the woman cross the road?
That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?

What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
Kick her where the sun don't shine.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

And lastly my favourite,,, What do you call all the excess flesh around the vagina,,, the woman!!! :clap

 

[Alexandra Solano]

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That one was funny.

And that. :

 

[Sheereseatt]

haha thats funny shiit :clap :

 

[infidel]

LMFAOO Good ones...



"Does it come with an extension?"

"I guess you needed a Magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers to j/o."

lmao..I made up the first one.

 

[darpan]

: : :
:clap​

 

[Phoebe B]

Coming from someone who never got a life to fail...... :hmm:

I think the list missed a few
top of my head some were
Ewww! theres an inch worm hanging from your thigh
My 8yro brother has one like that...
All right! Tresure hunt....

 

[AbukexM]

This is so old. and honestly not funny at all. You = Fail at life.

 

[Pearl]

lol nice...............

 

[VanDaMan]

lolzz :lmao:

 

[ayqjgbkf]

"Umm Houston... :hmm: We have a VERY small problem" :

 

[Ted Pack]

Can it get any bigger? :hmm:

 

[young pop-eye]

"What happened to your elephants trunk" :hmm:

 

[Green Eyed Angel]

:shock1: I'm stealing it.

 

[HayleyLauren]

"Freeeeeeeeeeee Willyyyyyyyyy ... ~looks down~ umm :hmm: freeeeeeee Nemo" :lmao: I made that one up