Have you ever wondered....?

[Nightwind: Mwa ha ha!]

Have you ever wondered....?


[sm=scratchchin.gif]Why can't women put on mascara
with their mouths closed?

[sm=scratchchin.gif]Why don't you ever see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

[sm=scratchchin.gif]Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

[sm=scratchchin.gif]Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

[sm=scratchchin.gif]Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

[sm=scratchchin.gif]Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?

[sm=scratchchin.gif]Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?

[sm=scratchchin.gif]Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

[sm=scratchchin.gif]Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

[sm=scratchchin.gif]You know that indestructible black box
that is used on airplanes?????
Why don't they make the whole plane
out of that stuff?!

[sm=scratchchin.gif]Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

[sm=scratchchin.gif]Why are they called apartments
when they are all stuck together?

[sm=scratchchin.gif]If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?

Have nice day......[sm=jump1.gif]

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[Healing]

HHahahahahaa! That cracked me up!
Thanks...