Have you found Jesus?

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A drunk who had slept rough and was walking along a river bank stumbled upon an Evangelist Piest standing in the water with lots of bystanders watching him.

"You there" the priest called to the drunk "Do you want to find Jesus?"

Swaying rather dubiously and still holding his bottle of Scotch in it's brown paper bag the drunk slurred "Yeeaah..........ho-kay then" nd he waded into the river and joined the priest.

The priest immediately dunked the drunk under the cold water.

"Have you found Jesus?" the priest demanded as he brought the drunk back to the surface.

Bemused the drunk shook his head "No............ sorry..... can't say I have."

Again the priest dunked the drunk man under the water, holding him under for a bit longer this time.

"Have you found Jesus?" the priest demanded more strongly of the drunk.

"No....... really sorry..... I haven't" the spluttering drunk confessed.

So the priest dunked him under again, holding the poor drunk under for a good minute or so.

When he finally brought the drunk to the surface he shouted at the top of his voice "HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS???!!!"

Cold, desperate, scared and by now quite sober the drunk man replied "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"