GQ,
HA HA, I know exactly how you feel. It's more entertaining watching the midget at AB work rather than the girls sometimes. For some reason, the girls at AB have lately had an attitiude with an entitlement for free tips.
Have you ever seen the bars refill their supplies? The waiter takes a hand dolly, loads it with cases of beer, sodas, and ice. Then delivers the hand dolly next to the bar. Waiter unloads the ice by throwing it at the bartender. Next, he throws the cases of beer at the bartender. I would love to see the MIGHTY MIDGET throw the ice and the beer cases at the bartender. That would be a good show. I don't know if he would be able to throw it very far though on account of his limited height.