Having a bad day!!!!

[massiel248]

i found this old mail in my inbox.

even though its nicer to brush our memories.

There was a case in a hospital Intensive Care ward where patients always
died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 am,
regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some
even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery... as to why the deaths occurred around 11
am on Sundays. So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 am, all doctors and nurses
nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the
terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer
books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just
when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper,
entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that
he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him
away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

What?! STILL having a bad day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting
it was the bomb,

He opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better