Hawaiian Girl - where's Ruby? / young Summer / RCMP

[Ekklesia]

Dear eforum.xxx:

Sorry for not writing sooner, but my exploits are somewhat tame as compared to most other contributors to this forum; I mostly just go to HG, pay the .4 (two jade canoes) room fee, and see Ruby.

Ruby has been there for a while, she was at NW a few years back, and she has given me great service while she has been at HG - body slide, DATY, digits, BBBJ, FS - for me, good GFE for $ (five jade canoes).

Last week, went to the back door, new girl opens, I ask if Ruby is available, she says yes, we go to room, I give her room fee, and shower. Waiting for Ruby, then new girl comes in, and I say I wanted Ruby . . . she says Ruby busy right now, maybe thirty minutes, how about me? . . . I say I'll wait . . . Ruby not working here anymore, how about me? . . . I want to see Lisa (manager) . . . she's not here . . . (you get the picture) . . . so Coco comes in, she asks, what about me? . . . I say that I was told Ruby was here, and then I find out that she is not after I take my shower, and I want my money back.

Well, after argument (and I told Coco it was not her fault, but she has to tow the party line), I got half the room fee back - I should have taken a longer shower for twenty dollars - and leave.

Anyways, yesterday, I have some time to kill between dinner and a beer league hockey game, so I go to HG to see if Ruby has indeed left, and if so, see if Lucy or Yoyo is available. Walk in, met by Lisa and, yes . . . Ruby not here, maybe take month off, sore pussy, you know (verbatim) . . . I ask her about my visit last week, and she agrees to waive half room fee tonight . . . Lucy and Yoyo not working, but I have two white girl, you see them, Anna and Summer.

Lisa tells me that Anna give better service, but she says she knows I like brunettes better than blondes. She's right, I choose Summer; 19 year old brunette, nice looking college girl next door type - she looks exactly like the daughter of an acquaintance - geez, I sound like a dirty old man. Summer comes in, asks me if I see Ruby regularly . . . yes, is she still working? . . . no, she has left, maybe she went to another massage place . . . hmm, maybe she has.

Anyways, Summer does look good (similar to Melissa, is she still working at HG?), so on to weak massage and then flip. CBJ was okay (BBBJ not expected, as she is Caucasian, and I am first time client, but she does look you in the eye as she performs), and then on to CG. I ask for DATY, as this is always a gamebreaker for me, and she says she does not do that (mental note to self: listen to Lisa next time, should've taken Anna, maybe). I politley ask again, and she comes back with the expected upcharge, and I reluctantly give in (I would usually balk . . . but she really did look like Karen when I last saw her at church a few months back . . . ).

She has a sweet pussy, so DATY was nice (no digits, as expected) and she looks so young, that I don't know if she shaves, or just naturally smooth; no stubble anyway. I ask for 69, and she counters with . . . which way do you come faster? . . . I say 69. After ten minutes of 69, I ask for missionary (I rarely come before 15 minutes BBBJ, let alone okay CBJ), and so we switch. I am doing pretty good, and she is a pretty good actor (the effort was there, and not over the top, which I appreciated) . . . and then . . BAM . . . a blue light goes on, she yells COPS, jumps out from under me (literally), and gets her skirt and bra on. Me, I reach for my towel . . . then, . . . door opens, and your friendly neighbourhood RCMP officer sticks his head in and asks me . . . what are you doing there naked? get your identification out . . . and goes on to the next room. Knocked and open doors, and then asks everyone to have ID when he returns.

I get out my license as I start getting dressed. I find out from Summer that LE was there yesterday, too. This was the second time that I have been in an AMP when LE has come in (over a six year period); but this was the first where the officer actually opened the door to the room I was in (mental note to self: do not take the closest room to the front door; take one in the back, next time at HG). Waited a couple of minutes to see if officer comes back, he does not; so decide to leave, and then realize that I parked in front, you know across from the RCMP neighbourhood office (another mental note to self: do not park in the parking lot in front of HG across from RCMP; park on the street behind building, and use back door).

In summary, I found out that Ruby is probably gone for good at HG (sigh . . .); Lisa is somewhat fair about refunds (this is third time she refunded me; but that means three times needed to be refunded); Summer looked good and tasted good, and helped me live out one of those fantasies about your acquaintance's hot daughter, but overpriced, and under serviced. Also learned lesson about which room not to get, and where not to park at HG.

If anyone knows where Ruby went, if at all, could you please let me know, as I would like to see her again if she still is in the business. In the meantime, I will make more visits to Norah Spa and see Catherine again (non-FS), and maybe try Nina for FS. If I do get to try Nina, I will try to make a better effort to contribute to this forum.

Please regard my reference to the word "Caucasian" in the above, as in no way derogatory; I am just making an observaton based on my experience at HG.

Oh, and by the way, I was a plus-3 with two assists in a 4-1 win.

m4m