he said she said...a little cheeky

[Cabochick23]

1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.

2)He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the Hallway light on.

3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror

4)Priest said... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'
She said...'Who's gonna look?[]'

5)He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."

6)On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."

7)He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

8)He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?