I've been to Coz a million times!
This is a bit more detailed info.
Green Room/Cigar Bar = Brothel in town
The Cigar bar is downtown, South a block or 2 from the main square. I was flagged off the street by a mighty attractive older woman. She was the bartender. I walked in and found I was the only patron in the place, completely empty. It was late and all the ships had left for the day. Only one working girl, she sat down next to me and started rubbing me leg. She made it clear what was to be offered. Bought her a drink, mistake! It was like 20US or 25US, I don't know it was just a huge amount to pesos. Then she asked if I want a message. She basically wanted 150 buck. I wasn't feeling a good vibe so I said I needed to hit up an ATM and bounced.
Place is ok. The Chica looked good but nothing special.
Platinos: Strip club
What a story this is....
I got in a cab around 3 or 4pm and asked where the pretty girls at. He took me to Plantinos.... We show up at this place and it's closed...but not really. I sit down at an outside seating area where an old lady is preparing food for something. There are 3 extremely hot girls sitting there. A huge mean looking mexican guy come over and gives me a beer and then leaves again. So I sit and chat will these girls for a while, I speak little Spanish and they had horrible English. So another cab shows up and drops off another Gringo like me and he sits down and chills. Then the one girl kept caller her friend on the phone to come over. We end up playing pool and drinking. The "friend" shows up and she is nice but not really good looking compared to the other girls. But basically I got drunk, and she took me into the club and and showed me the seforum.xxxe and everything, BTW the place is pretty cool inside, it nice, Then she takes me upstairs which is private and makes her offer to me. It was cheap and I was horny. Did my deed, She was a nasty girl, lets leave it at that. She told me to come back that night and see her dance once the place opened. I went back outside and my Cab was waiting for me.
So went back to me hotel and rested.
Later that night around 10pm I left for the club. Got there early, they were still setting up. The manager came over and very professionally said have a seat and a drink and relax. I sat there for almost an hour before the music started and girls began to show. Lots of extremely hot girls!!! They were hotter than most girls I find in strip clubs in the US. They couldn't dance for shit but that's fine with me. Again I became drunk and the same girl showed up and began hang out with me. I ended up going into a room upstairs with a bed on the floor. It dirty and nasty. I didn't want to touch anything. I again nailed this girl and wished I didn't.. there were so many hotter girls but I got suckered by this one again. Oh well, I left and that was that.
Plantinos has some really hot women. But I believe they are really $$$
California Club: Strip club
From what I've heard this place is closed. Been closed for some time from what I've found. I might be completely wrong. Place might be the place to be. I'll find out next time I'm there for sure.
La Salsa: Posts from years ago, Assume it is closed now.
This place is open in 09. I'm sure it's still open. It's the most legit place on the island. It's right south of the city. Near the Cruise Terminals. It's a nice place. Only open when the boat are docked. Its mainly for Cruise ship goers and crew. Might have a band playing. The girls will come to you and offer. Price is Negotiable. Some real hotties some notties. But overall doable. U make the deal and head for one of the many rooms in the back. You walk back and buy a condom from a old lady. They are pretty expensive. Get that, go back to the room. Most likely take a quick shower. And get it on. The rooms are nasty. Again didn't want to touch anything.
Good place. Only open while cruise ships are in, Prices decent, Completely safe for a Gringo. (not that Cozumel is unsafe anywhere for a gringo)
One more place to add to the list
I can't remember the name but is on Melgar ( i think its still called that south of town) south of the town. Right on the main road, right across from the southern cruise docks. Big green banner with XXX and women on it right out front of the place. Club is upstairs. Hot women, mostly south Americans, Prices are a bit steep. around 180 for room and girl for an hour. Girls look nice an perform well. Drinks for Women are like 20US. So don't buy drinks! The girls or the bartender will ask you if you want to buy them a drink...just say no.
Overall Cozumel is awesome. It's a really safe island but the Brothels seem shady. Safe overall but still Shady. So be careful and travel with a friend and you will have no problems. Even solo is OK, but I'd feel much better with a friend along.
Any question?