help for newbies looking for "best girls"

[Pompal 09.]

i just sent this pm to a newbie who didnt get the answer he was looking for:

dont take the guys kidding too bad, just joking around.

as a newbie you dont realize how it is, so soemone asking where the hot girls are seems a little bit of a mundane question, thats all.

we were all newbies once, so dont worry. i went to thailand a few times before i knew about this board or MTB. your biggest ally will be to go to MTB, have a few drinks, talk to the guys and check the situation out. its hard to say where the best girls are because you dont realize until you are in the situation where there are 1000's of available girls that it really is unreal how much people's tastes are different.

as far as my persoanl opinion, i like soi eric, then tiger soi. move on to baya beach, which i think has the best class of girls each night, then on to safari. believe once you get to LOS, you'll figure it out.

 

[What ever...]

help for newbies looking for "best girls"

Until you've been there, you don't understand how stupid the question is. It took me 10 days to wipe the smile off my face. It's like fcuking Disneyland for men. It's like Elvis at a buffet table. Go, you'll find girls. More girls ready to go back to your room than you've ever dreamed of. You literally have to fight them off. Don't think that you've suddenly turned into Brad Pitt, you're not. You're still the same old, fat, ugly mutt you were at home but they love you anyway.

Enjoy the approach to sex as a business, (more love as a business really) and accept it for what it is and hope to hell it never changes.

 

[Pompal 09.]

help for newbies looking for "best girls"

ITS NOT LIKE DISNEYLAND...................IT IS DISNEYLAND........5555555555555............IJ

 

[xray_man69]

help for newbies looking for "best girls"

That is true prose, and the truth as well.

 

[blueprint101]

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how true

Adventureland
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bankruptland:sad:

 

[Bazra]

help for newbies looking for "best girls"

It is funny when you hear this. Geespot posted that a lot of BG's go home for Songkran and Mav and LL siad the quality of BG's was down and immediately a bunch of guys post "No, Is this the truth" comments.

I was in Puerto Galera in the Philippines where they only have 4 bars with at the most 30 BG's per bar and saw at least 10 BG's a night that were still available that I would have taken home. Was just in Dumaguete in the Philippines with only 1 bar and a few freelancers available and still found 3 nice BG's.

And if you can't find a stunner early in the night just keep drinking and the number of stunner BG's will increase in direct proportion to your alcohol contect. Just don't turn on the lights in the morning.

 

[Bobby]

help for newbies looking for "best girls"

For fear of waking next to a coyote ugly? Yeah, I do this all the time in my home country, lololol

 

[Song Title?]

That´s really true!nobody can really give you small impression of what will happen to you at your first trip to LOS. So i was with a thai friend and his family there he tried to give me advice before, i could not believe it in fact before seeing it live.

to swiftdave: your first trip must have been really bad , back home i couldn´t get out the house for one month because of that foolish smile in face:biggrinlo

and speaking about my trip to LOS to friends , this smile appears immediatly again, ups:embrassed

 

[Precy]

help for newbies looking for "best girls"

ask a girl if she knows a board member if the answer is yes she can't be bad 555555555

 

[Riddle]

help for newbies looking for "best girls"

Except the rides are better

 

[Britney]

help for newbies looking for "best girls"

AND CHEAPER
IJ

 

[Zedakiah]

help for newbies looking for "best girls"

i remember when i was there, i had a horn that could have lifted a bull out of a sandpit while just walking around trying to carefully select a TG...

good days 555 555

alan

 

[Lenieye_Moon]

help for newbies looking for "best girls"

Hi tmontana

I must say I like the phrase 'Bull Out Of A Sandpit'. Must say I have'nt heard that one.

Living In New Zealand, I have to say that most over-30 females here would be hard pushed to compete with the Bull, as long as he had nice long eyelashes.

Cheers

Pdm3

 

[Sissy Smurf]

help for newbies looking for "best girls"

Once woke up with a crocadillapig who turned out to be a docker from devonport (yes it was female, all too horribly clear in the morning light) good job i was so drunk i couldnt do the deed the night before.. not sure if that means my willy has more brains than me though.....