Help, I Need Your Advice

[Cherisse]

Guys, I've never told anyone about this before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
It's the usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. She has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some Reviewiends Reviewom work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the driveway. Although I can hear a car driving off, it's as if she has gotten out of the car around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my boat next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my boat, that I noticed a puddle of oil under my prop. Now here's where I need your help and advice on my problems..!!

Do you think this is something I should try to fix myself or should I take it to the marina to be repaired

 

[banjaran]

I have had this happen to me and the problem is not as bad as you think. First you will need a flat screwdriver and some wrenches or a ratchet and socket to fit the big nut on your propeller and then........I get it.......this is a joke....you just want to see if we know how to fix it.

 

[PE2008]

Well relationships come and go, but a well maintained outboard can last a lifetime...so you can understand my concern
RG

 

[LenaLumpLump]

Roamie, you are amazing......
I wish I could help you with the "fixing" but.....is this true about your wife or you are just kidding us? I may be naive here...let us know
Hugs
LoraLee

 

[Joseph Ducreux]

Loralee
Glad to hear Reviewom you.
Don't worry, not married, thank god , since I wouldn't be able to hobby, and my fishing would be cut back too ...this is just a joke I got Reviewom a fishing buddy
RG

 

[Jean]

Depends how big the puddle is, and the consistency and colour of the drip...

 

[GSD PAL]

Fuck you had me! I didn't notice this thread was in "Jokes" and I was reading it like it was true, and I was thinking "Well man, you're here on massageplanet so what's your problem with your wife doing a guy on the side?" haha...you got me!

 

[carmencita120]

I was thinking the exact same thing!
I think the funniest part of that joke, ended up being the fact most of us didn't even realize it was a joke!