Helpdesk...

[Allyson]

Any of the following sound familiar?






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Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?

Customer: A white one .



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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.

Customer: Your left or my left?

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Customer: Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't

print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it ...



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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.



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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.

Customer: It's not working.

Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?

Customer: I hit the F-key 8 times as you told me, but nothing's happening ...



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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter "V" as in Victor, the number “7”.

Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?



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A customer couldn't get on the internet.

Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!



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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?

Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you.

Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?

Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?

Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?



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Helpdesk: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter "a", but how do I get the circle around it?

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