Her Sex Secrets

[ghyukilofr]

Sex Survey: Her Sex Secrets

Posted Tuesday 03/23/2010 3:00 PM in Stupid Fun by Maxim Staff

Want to know what women really think about sex? How kinky they’re willing to get? What’s most likely to get them off? How long they want you to last? We’re here to help.
With a little assistance from girl-friendly sites like The Frisky and Lemondrop, we surveyed nearly 4,000 women about their sexual habits and dirtiest desires. (And, just to compare, we polled guys on a few questions, too.) The vast majority—68 percent—were between 18 and 35. Nearly half were from big cities such as New York, L.A., and Chicago. And all of them were very, very horny. Read on to find out exactly what ladies like between the sheets. Then give it to them, for Pete’s sake! You’re welcome.

How many times a day do you think about sex?
A) I don’t think about sex every day. - 4.2%
B) 1 - 4.4%
C) 2–5 - 38.2%
D) 6–10 - 26.8%
E) 11–20 - 15.4%
F) 21–30 - 6.9%
G) 30+ - 4.0%

How often do you view porn?
A) Never - 29.0%
B) Once or twice per month - 40.2%
C) About once per week - 15.3%
D) Several times per week - 12.3%
E) Daily - 1.8%
F) Multiple times per day - 1.4%
MEN SAID: D - (40.4%)

How many sex partners have you had?
A) 0 - 3.2%
B) 1–5 - 46.7%
C) 6–10 - 19.8%
D) 11–15 - 11%
E) 16–20 - 6.1%

What is the most sex partners you’ve had in one day?
A) 1 - 69.3%
B) 2 - 24.9%
C) 3 - 4.2%
D) Over 3 - 1.5%

How about in one week?
A) 1 - 47.3%
B) 2 - 35.8%
C) 3 - 12.0%
D) Over 3 - 4.9%

Have you ever had sex with a guy whose name you didn’t know?
A) Yes - 17.3%
B) No - 82.7%

What’s the quickest you’ve slept with a guy after meeting him?
A) Less than one hour - 6.8%
B) 1–5 hours - 25.6%
C) Less than one day - 10.2%
D) 1–5 days - 10.4%
E) 1 week - 8.8%
F) 1 month - 20%
G) Over 1 month - 18.2%

Which of these gifts would you be most excited to receive?
A) Great oral sex - 58.3%
B) Designer high heels - 24.2%
C) A puppy - 17.5%

What percentage of your sexual encounters have occurred while you were drunk or on drugs?
A) 1% - 18.9%
B) 1–10% - 36%
C) 11–25% - 18.2%
D) 26–50% - 13.7%
E) 51–75% - 8.3%
F) 76–99% - 4.0%
G) 100% - 0.8%

Rate the importance of the following on a scale of 1, not at all, to 5, extremely:
​

PENIS SIZE
1) Not at all - 5.4%
2) Somewhat - 38.9%
3) Important - 35.4%
4) Very - 15.8%
5) Extremely - 4.6%

STAMINA
1) Not at all - 1.4%
2) Somewhat - 11.0%
3) Important - 33.8%
4) Very - 38.2%
5) Extremely - 15.6%

ABILITY TO HAVE SEX SEVERAL TIMES IN ONE NIGHT
1) Not at all - 14.6%
2) Somewhat - 29.0%
3) Important - 24.9%
4) Very - 22.0%
5) Extremely - 9.6%

MUSCLE TONE/FITNESS
1) Not at all - 6.7%
2) Somewhat - 36.9%
3) Important - 34.9%
4) Very - 16.8%
5) Extremely - 4.7%

JOB/INCOME
1) Not at all - 16.6%
2) Somewhat - 34.4%
3) Important - 29.5%
4) Very - 14.8%
5) Extremely - 4.6%

BEGINNER’S LUCK
A girl never forgets her first.

• “I lost my V on my parents' bed, watching Dr. Doolittle, of all things. It took me and my boyfriend three tries, but when it finally happened, we were so worked up that despite the pain we went crazy on each other. Afterward we went out for Mickey Mouse–shaped pancakes.” LIZ, 28
• “The first time I ever attempted to give a beej was also the first time I got up close and personal with a real live man-sausage. My teenage libido was rip-roaring and ready to go. Little did I know, so was his penis. When I unzipped his pants, it came flying out, striking me with remarkable force on the nose.” ALYSSA, 26
• “Fore two years I only let my high school boyfriend kiss me. We dry-humped like mad, but I never let him touch my maidenhood until one afternoon, when I let him slide his finger underneath my panties. It was a revelation. After that I let him go all the way. One taste was all it took.” AMY, 29 ​

 

[Edward Carson]

The second and third comments were written like a Harlequin romance. "Man-Sausage"? "Maidenhood"? BAHAHAHAHAHA

What ever happened to "...so when I unzipped his pants to suck his cock, his raging hardon came flying out at me and slapped me square on the nose...I taught him a lesson and sucked his cock till he came all down my throat...." OR
"..when he slid his hands down my panties, my pussy was so soaked, his finger easily slid in and and he finger fucked me till I came, then he slid his finger out and put it in my mouth so I could taste my own juices..."

 

[AssCreamMa]

What do we learn from this?

Fitness or body shape is important

Size IS important

ABility to do her more n once is important.

It DOES help to get her drunk ......

 

[White Devil]

That reminds me of a story...

Last summer.... Mrs. CG came home rather late one night. I knew she was out with her GF and had long since gone to bed. The next morning, I asked her if she had a good time and she said yes, she did, and gave me a sly lil wink.... Hmmm I thought, I wished I had time to get the whole story, but I had to get to work!

When I got to the office, there were about 30 messages on my e-mail- all from Mrs. CG! I guess she had texted them all to me the night before after she got home... (It was a bunch of texts, but I put them all together and revised all the text short forms to make it easier to read...)

This is what she said:

I like to think it looked something like this, only in her car, hee hee

 

[saffrondoula]

GULP!!:shock:

 

[MississippiQueen]

:great: dude !

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Have you ever had sex with a guy whose name you didn’t know?
A) Yes - 17.3%

Would like to meet those girls. :whip:

 

[Mr Beaker]

You left out:

If you don't manage to sleep with her within the first 5 hours, it'll likely take at least a month or more before you get the opportunity again.

 

[Falling...]

LMFAO!!!!...that's what she told you????.......I have the vid bud...it WAS a great night
[video]http://www.slutload.com/watch/T6qhxWSTvhU/Backseat-Pussy-Eating.html[/video]

 

[Stacieee]

Nice try Ang...

Its been confirmed by the GF as well. In fact we have talked about that night a number of times since! Unfortunately the GF got a BF shortly after and we have never had a chance to umm... take it to the next level so to speak! :shock:

 

[Miss Behavin]

UH YA!!...so who do you think was taking the vid??........it was the GF...and after we turned off the camera she joined us:666:

 

[Little Miss Missy]

There was no vid... and that's not Mrs. CG... (And that's not YOU either ya dumb WOP bastid!! LOL!) :he: :bad:

 

[Texasgirl]

Who you calling a dumb WOP bastid??.....I'm English remember??.....hee hee:shock:
You're just pissed cause I wanna get between your wife's legs:gasp:

 

[Headstrong]

Last time I looked, the line for that was half way around the block!

 

[Selma L]

Your wife has a shot... you.... not so much! :tongue: :he: