High Tech?

[***Sugar Lady***]

Three men-one American, one Japanese and an Irishman-were sitting in a
sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm
and the beeper stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

"That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his
ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone, I have a
microchip in my hand."

The Irishman felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went
to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his
behind.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Irishman finally
said----

"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."

L & L
Ceri

 

[misa]

genuis is the word that sums up this joke!!

warm wishes- calla lily x