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[MooDevooae]

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Why aren't there ever any GUILTY bystanders?

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

You can’t have everything, where would you put it?

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak