Holiday Massage Yonge/401 TOFTT Warning!!

[Priya <33]

This is going to be my longest review/rant ever.. For reasons like this I am glad there are review boards

Noticed that this place just opened up. Its beside a florist shop and chinese restaurant on the bottom floor.

Felt a bit adventurous and sore so i decided to TOFTT, my thinking was if the people working there weren't hot I can at least get my back massaged a bit.

So I go in and am greeted by this older asian lady, I ask if anyone else was working she said yes she brings me over to the room and tells me to change and asks for $30 door fee I only had $40 so I give that (I shouldn't have changed).

I just lie down after changing and hope for the best, she comes to the room and I ask her again who else is working she says nobody else (I know i heard talking in the employee room though)?!?!

Anyway what the hell I will just get my back rubbed in the worst case scenario she starts the worst "massage" on my back ever, I ask her if she can do a hard massage, she replies no and then starts ranting in broken english how she cant do hard massage.

After about 5 up and down motions on my back she reaches for the balls and asks me to turn over, at this point I was thinking might as well just finish and get the hell out at least if I close my eyes this will be quick and easy.

turn over and she asks me if i want a HJ for $60!!! I was so surprised i think i laughed a bit and said no, quickly the price goes down to $40 then $30 then $20...

Then she asks me if I wanted another girl to do it to me? she promises she is young and hot, I asked to see her and she told me I pay first or else I cant see her.. ok F that.. this whole time she keeps ranting mind you.

At this point I just turned over and told her I came for a legit back massage and say can you just rub my back a bit I don't want a HJ. She starts ranting a more in broken English again and goes on my back and starts stepping on it, Ive had good massages like that before and this was definitely not good, i bet she was just stomping because she was pissed i didn't want any extras from her.

I tell her I don't want her to step on my back and I remember she never gave me change, i bring that up to her, that's when she totally flips out and starts arguing with me about the price, which I have NO idea what she was arguing about. I even pointed to the sign saying it says 30 mins $30, she freaks out even more and tells me she is done and tells me to leave all this time cursing @ me (all i know is she said im weird and some other BS), fine by me. I goto the shower and when I leave she is all friendly as I leave saying have a nice day!! WTH!!

This is definitely the worst massage experience EVER!

Most of the time was spent cleaning the oil off my back in the shower.


Funny note: She has the heaviest chinese accent and tries to tell me she is Korean, then I said talk to me in Korean (I can speak) she could not even pronounce hello properly. ... lame

 

[Fish Lover]

Yikes, sorry about that experience but thanks for the heads-up. I love the $60 HJ and pretending she was Korean, that's just classic.
And imagine going to a massage place and the attendant is mad when you ask her for a massage!!! Epic.

 

[Bec]

You were smart to not pay her the $20 to see the other girl. I can see her coming back with a wig and a change of clothes and starts cursing at you in a deeper voice.

 

[kayla_b_323]

lol damn i never thought of that! I would pay $20 bucks to see that just for the story comes back with pigtails still old face haha

 

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Read the above too late to save myself the aggravation - I live right in the area, saw the sign and decided to try - the above review is dead bang on - fake korean, 60 upgrade for "hammer time" (and not the good kind).

As the guy on the ING Direct commercials says - SAVE YOUR MONEY !!

 

[lostinsidemyself]

sorry that you fell into the trap Westender, but hopefully you had a somewhat funny memorable time...

I think even though I was ripped off I have an awesome memory of someone with the heaviest Chinese accent trying to convince me that she is Korean, I actually thought of it this morning on my drive and had a big smile on my face. "Dont I look Korean hunny" lol!! Nope!!

 

[TheDarkLaith]

thanks now i know to avoid this place

 

[barbara mori]

What is the closest intersection for this place? There are so many places in the area I would not want to make the mistake and walk into this one!!!

 

[Joey]

yonge and florence

 

[Niner]

Wow. Weird shit sure goes down in this city sometimes.