Hope - Langley

[rotavatore]

Review of Hope in Langley,

Advertises in the B&S Older lady (40 +) but definatly not cougar material! average looking, quite a sizable gunt for a small lady, dressed like she was watching TV all day, (Sweat Pants... Old T-Shirt Etc..) Kinda rough lookin, On walking in I would say she has been riden hard and put away wet (RHPAW) She has a massage Table set up in a room of her Mobile Home, and offers a massage for $50 for 30 min. Massage was mediocre, as I prefer the hard Asian Type Massage. She started with a HJ but did not bring me anywhere close to finish, Said I was allowed to touch her above her clothes..???? Who wants that?? She would play with willy for awhile and then go back to massage... very frustrating.. then alittle bbbj.. but only for like 30 sec at a time?? I asked if there were any extras but she kinda just brushed me off.. Then all of a sudden she says 30 min is over and time to go.. DId I want a shower?? (the 30 was up though) It was the strangest Massage I ever had.. Massage was average extras were terrible and she wasn't even cute.. I did call back a few weeks later and asked if she offers extra's .. her response was... Depends on the weather??? WTF?? Anyone else seen her?? Did I stink that day or sumtin??

 

[I Love Funnyjunk.com]

Sorry to here of your bad experience. Saw her ad myself and was thinking of going over for a visit. Glad I didn't.

Thats for taking one for the team.

 

[PollyLove]

hey No Prob.. was cheap, but definately would go see just a Massage Therapist instead.. aleast it is a good Massage and no frustration at the end!