Horse sense

[Superdave]

It seems old man One Tooth was having some money problems, and bought a horse from old man Frowns Allot for $100. Old man Frowns Allot agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

However, the next day old man Frowns Allot drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news...the horse died."

"Well then, just give me my money back," said old man One Tooth.

"Can't do that," old man Frowns Allot said. "I went and spent it already."

"OK, then. Just unload the horse," said old man One Tooth.

"What ya gonna do with a dead horse?" old man Frowns Allot asked.

"I'm going to raffle him off." he replied.

"You can't raffle off a dead horse!" old man Frowns Allot exclaimed.

"Sure I can." said old man One Tooth. "I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the two old men met up at Big Bats for coffee. Old man Frowns Allot asked, "Whatever happened with that dead horse?"

One Tooth replied, "I raffled him off at the rodeo in Chadron, just like I said I would. I sold 500 tickets to them cowboys at $2 a piece and made a profit of $998."

"Didn't anyone complain?" old man Frowns Allot inquired.

"Just the guy who won." said old man One Tooth. "So I gave him his two dollars back."

 

[Question Guy]

Genius!!

 

[Infogenerve]

good one